BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.
I beg to differ.
If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.
I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending
SOME GUY PARKED NEXT TO MY CAR AND STARTED GIVING AWAY PUPPIES
IF I GO BACK OUTSIDE I WON’T HAVE ANY CHOICE
being genderfluid and pansexual means that no matter who i date, it is both a gay and a straight relationship. schrodinger’s gay.
this will always be my favorite vine ever
I love this
Vines have become better and better
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
it’s August goddamnit what the hell.