waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

liartownusa:

Throne Games 3

liartownusa:

Throne Games 3

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

diaemyung:

Literally, I thought that was one of Western dessert. 

thespywhospies:

SDCC14- Supernatural Panel
If your characters had dating profiles what would they say?

Video credits [x] [x]

spideypool:

queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

Im going to be surrounded by halloween and idgaf

supernaturallygleeful:

katnisspotter-of-house-stark:

spookysquare:

koholint:

has science invented a way to lay on your side while wearing headphones yet

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PAJAMAS FOR YOUR EARS

NEED

jdmejia04:

amoralovesfood:

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how many times have i quoted this movie

not enough

Cashier: *dies at register*
Customer: are you open

a-massacre-of-corvines:

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

Wow