THE MOST FASHIONABLE DOLPHIN IN ALL OF A SEA WORLD
REI RYUGAZAKI YOU BETTER START PAYING MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR BOYFRIEND OR HE’S GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS
- my friendship
how to win:
- read this
- you won
- please don’t leave me
When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.
I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.
u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
[AGGRESSIVELY MEMORIZES A BAND’S SONG LYRCS AT THE LAST MINUTE RIGHT BEFORE GOING TO ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT]
OMG STORY TIME MY FRIEND AND I WHERE AT THE JACK WHITE CONCERT AND JACK POINTS TO MY FRIEND DURING HELLO OPERATOR AND MY FRIEND JUST SHRUGS AND YELLS “I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU MAN I NEVER LEARNED THE FUCKING LYRICS” AND JACK STARTED LAUGHING
I WENT TO TOYS R US THE OTHER DAY AND FOUND THIS BARBIE
SOMEONE PLS DRAW APH AMERICA WEARING THIS
I was already drawing America in dresses anyway.
Looking damn good America
This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…
men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.
THE NOTES ON THIS
because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.”
so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on
WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT
This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.
Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar”
*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*